things I'm into: Aesops fables, Appalachian folk tales, exquisite corpse narratives, audiophilia, saying "you go girl" to myself, philophobia, non sequitur jokes, misanthropy, Weekend At Bernie's 2, absurdism, malapropism, solipsism, bokononism, existentialism, surrealism, nihilism, dadaism, neoplasticism, capitalism, communism, fascism, socialism, maoism, optimism, pessimism, humanism, minimalism, automatism, troglodism, eventualism, logical positivism, cannibalism, romanticism, rationalism, narcissism, cynicism, modernism/postmodernism, structuralism/poststructuralism, liberalism, reductionism, pietism, absolutism, opportunism, despotism, transcendentalism, nepotism, totalitarianism, bohemianism, bolshevism, futurism, nostalgism, botulism, balloonism...