1. -“So, who are like, the really hot girls in year 11? Like, the really popular ones?”

    -There’s Holly and her friends, but they’re bitches”

    -“Are they mean to you?”

    -“Yes.”

    -“Can you introduce me to them?”

     

  2. “Oh, you got wheelchair people, that’s so cute.  Oh my god, I love disabled people.  We don’t have them in our school…we’ve got like one burn victim, but like we don’t have any mentally retarded people.”